Hi, wow! You’re pregnant after trying only once! That’s incredible! Amazing! (Both that it happened that way and that you decided to share that in an email!)
So happy to hear that you’re five months into such a beautiful journey. Us? We’ve been trying for eighteen months now. Yep, eight. teen. If I were you, I might have TWO babies right now! Instead, I just have this shriveled paper bag of a uterus, a depleted savings account, and marital problems. Ha, ha!
So, sure, I’d love to get coffee sometime – decaf for you, because no caffeine while you’re pregnant, amirite? Only, I’m going to need you not to complain about anything, at all. Literally, anything. Seriously, if you complain about anything at all, I will get up and leave.
Great! So, next Tuesday at 5:30? Congrats, again!!