We had been together for about two years at this point. You were on tour with north Mississippi all stars and i cleaned out the closet bc your old cat peed all in it. I found a box of junk that had been intact since three moves prior, and it was taking up all the floor space in the closet. Naturally, I eliminated it. I found this very sexy red bra in that box. This persons boobs were bigger than mine. I didn’t even consider any other option, I took that red bra with stupid lace and sequins, and my pounding, jealous heart, and threw them both down the apartment trash chute. When you got home, you were trying to make a joke, and actually went to the closet to dig for that bra.
Hahahahahahahhhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa gone forever. I pretended not to know or care when you told me you were looking for ‘her’ bra you had been saving.